Dinner At ''Jugg And Juggy''
Customer: Waiter! Its seems that someone took a bite at my steak!
Waiter: Really? Oh yeah that was me
Customer: It was you?
Waiter: Yeah! My tummy was making all these strange noises and I didn't know if it was because of hunger or just gas
Customer: And so...
Waiter: And so I took a bite, but don't worry, don't worry let me assure you it was just gas
Customer: So that means you...
Waiter: Well not quite but I can tell you one thing, you won't taste the difference.
Customer: (Pause with a long stair) Can I speak to your manager?
Waiter: Well I don't know if my daddy's there
Customer: Can you go look?
Waiter: I can try, I'll be back, in a second
Few minutes later, The dad comes to the customer's table
(The Dad looks exactly like his sons)
Customer: Where's your dad?
Dad: I'm the dad (Shakes the customer's hand) nice to meet ya my name is mr head
Customer: (Pauses with a long stair)
Dad: (The Dad still smilling)
Customer: Whatever!
Dad: So what seems to be the problem sir?
Customer: Well your son, the stupid head took a bite at my steak
Dad: Now, now! Sir my son's name is juggy.
Customer: Whatever he's a stupid head anyway
Dad: Wait A minute! (Worried) Is that STUPID with a O or U?
Customer: O, U, its all the same, it doesn't matter, I don't have time for this
Dad: (He writes down on a piece of paper) Anything else?
Customer: It seems your son has a little gas problem, he then ...
Dad: Yes my son Juggy there is the only one with talent in our family, this one time juggy was walking in a forest when...
Customer: I don't have time to listen to all of this, I have to go
Dad: Okay Well I can assure you sir my boy juggy will get grounded when he comes home tonight, no more staying up all night with the forest animals for a month
Customer: See ya
Dad: Thank you for eating at ''Jugg and Juggy'', we hope to see you again!!! ( Saying it proudly)